Think Twice

There were these 4 guys --- a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who together found this small genie bottle. 
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.  Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said : 
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true. "

The French wanted to start.  He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted : " Wine ! "   The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was very happy, swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn.   He did the same and shouted : " Vodka ! " and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. 

The German was next and he jumped and shouted : " Beer ! " 
He was likewise very contented with his beer-filled pool. 

The last is the American.  He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel.   He slipped towards the pool and shouted, " Shit !!!!!!!.........."

LESSON: ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN !